That is a good one...i like it. I have one for you:

Conversation in the oval office:

Condoleeza Rice: Mr. President I have some bad news...apparently 4 Brazilian soldiers were killed today while on a humanitarian assignment in Iraq.

Bush: Oh my God!...call Donnie and tell him to fire up the Nukes!

Rice: With all do respect George I think you are getting a little carried away.

Bush: Are you kidding me!?! This is a catastrophe! How did this happen? I want some answers. I didn't even know we had that many soldiers over there!

Rice: What are you talking about?

Bush: How many is a Brazillion anyway?